Can she kick it, yes she can-can: “Nicole Kidman and [her] ‘Moulin Rouge’ costars show smiles–and in Kidman’s case–a lot of leg”–The Arizona Republic. At least with a title like “Moulin Rouge,” the audience knows not to expect highbrow.

Bedroom eyes: In “Captain Corelli’s Mandolin,” all eyes are on… Nicolas Cage’s eyes. But that’s hardly a good thing. “He overuses those big, soulful eyes of his and seems more like an abandoned puppy than a vital, attractive, young man.” –The Mirror (London)

Lip shtik: " ‘Tomb Raider’ stars Angelina Jolie’s lips and breasts… And, in a smaller role, the actual Angelina Jolie herself." –The Washington Post

A couple of good points: “Swordfish” boasts “cool car chases, flashy gunplay, and Halle Berry’s bare breasts. What more could a guy ask of a brainless, high-octane summer movie than that?” –Tulsa World

It’s awful, butt… “Angel Eyes” reviews have panned the movie, but raved about Jennifer Lopez’s most famous asset–even though s he barely shows it. " ‘Sixth Sense’ with a little booty." –Seattle Post-Intelligencer