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Right; LeBron pulling the Irish Exit and hanging out alone, picking at a pizza. That’s illustrative. But … J.R. Smith sprayed $23,000 worth of champagne. In a single night. That’s a fitting start to The Summer of Swish.
For context, let’s say Smith did that with $3 PBR pounders. He’d have dumped 7,666 of them, totaling 126,666 ounces (or 928 gallons). That’s almost enough to fill this pool with PBR.
The bigger question: Where did all that champagne go? Most of it probably made it to the drain. Yep, that champagne got the pipe.
