“There’s not really a guy like me out here doing it with seven and a half fingers,” Pierre-Paul told Newsday.

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Pierre-Paul will be a free agent this offseason and wants a long-term deal.

JPP’s infamous 2015 fireworks accident may have cost him a few fingers, but not his sense of humor when it comes to digits.

For those counting, Pierre-Paul posted seven sacks in 12 regular-season games this season.