Outside of the early Jeezy reference, some of our favorite moments:

— "There is one very important reason I am here ... Dick Vitale was unavailable."

— "A lot of my classmates went naked under their gowns."

— "I can't remember anything from my three commencements."

— The five B's of commencement speaking: "Be brief, brother. Be brief!"

— "This is a great time to ask for money."

There's so much more. Enjoy the trillest commencement speech you'll see these next few months.